- had surgery on my throat last week, very painful, I sound like a male porn star on the phone. I have dropped 10lbs, b/c I have not been able to eat. Kind of Sick of Luigis Italian Ices and Dora freeze pops

-anyone notice how the packaged Italian Ice's seem to be getting smaller? Maybe I am just getting larger

- I think what tiger woods accomplished is incredible, dont care what anyone says

- heard this out of my 4 year old daughters mouth this past w/e while she was drinking a chocolate milkshake- "seriously mom, dont even think about taking a sip" Are u kidding me?? this little girl is 40 inches tall, and 33 lbs soaking wet, and she is acting like a teenager...I am screwed....I have my hands full, its just the beginning

-Ran into an old high school friend this w/e....mind you I was 2 days out of the hospital and on some serious pain meds...anyway, her first reaction was , wow, you look like you are getting old, And my first reaction was "sht" my rap is ruined, this sux, I have old friends telling me how bad I look

- I am watching Charlie Brown next to me choke down a burrito, kind of jealous.....

- Do you think a vanilla milkshake is less fattening then a chocolate one?