- I went for a walk last week, pulling my kids in a wagon, I got passed by a 8 month pregnant lady, pushing 2 kids in a stroller. I think I need to exercise more
- was at work on Friday (July 18th) and noticed one guy had not changed his clothes in 2 days and the other walked in shaking his head like, what happened to me last night, kind of like the look Charlie Brown had Lucy just pulled the football from out underneath. ya know, remember from all the Charlie Brown specials
- went out drinking with one of my brother in-laws the other night, and our wives kept yelling at us, "how are you going to get home? " "you guys our idiots" blah, blah, blah...finally my brother in law says "do you think Columbus was worried about how he was getting home" enough said, we went out and got pickeld, and got home safe!
- played golf yesterday, I swear for the front 9, I was stuck behind the slowest foursome in history, no big deal, ( we passed them at the turn) I Knew the guys, so I really didn't care. Until I noticed one guy, who kept running back and forth to the cart to switch clubs ( it was carts on the path only). The nit wit did this at least 2 times a hole, and the proceeded to take 4 practice swings before he hit. Guess what, he would hit it , 20 yards, run back to the cart, and do it again. I saw this nitwit, literally hit one shot, that went over his left shoulder in a 90 degree angle, spend 5 minutes looking for it afterwords and then run back to the cart 60 yards away to change clubs. Dude, pick the fucking ball up and move on, you suck and you are holding up the course! Oh and by the way, when u suck, do you really think taking 4 practice swings before each hit is going to help you find the answer to your awful swing? I calculated by the end of the day, the buffoon swung a golf club at least 450 times! A human rain delay!!!!!
-Its Sunday night, have to go to work tomorrow, but I am looking forward to it, my kids were climbing all over me today, so I am looking forward to a break
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Saturday, June 21, 2008
- its my 12 year old nephews birthday today, got me thinking of course, how good he has it in life and doesn't even know it. I wish i was 12, then again I still act like it.
- I wish I was still in college too! All I had to do was go to class for 2 hours a day......I was lucky if I made it to 2 hours of class a week! But I did graduate in 4 years!
- why are work weeks 5 days, and the w/e's are only 2? why cant we reverse it
-the whole in-law concept is pretty interesting, everyone who is married, always has some sort of "issue" with one of there in-laws, father, mother, brother or sister; I mean you marry your significant other, and then their family, who you hardly knows you , is supposed to love you immediately. Just don't get it. I write this as I fled my mother-in-laws house to go over and get some peace at one of my brother in-laws.
- The guy who sits next me (charlie brown, i swear he is the spiting image when he puts the shirt on); kids came into to work the other day. All I can say, (and he better thank his lucky stars) Thank God for his wife; Cutest little girls! obviously has their mothers good looks!
-My wife is away again with the kids, and everyone is saying lucky her! But guess what, lucky me! I come home to an empty house and have some peace! Nothing like being at home, no one climbing on you, etc...I don't have to watch Dora, The backyardigans, or Max and Ruby.
-Kids shows nowadays suck, no Saturday morning cartoons.
- Cant believe its the 4th of July almost, I just finally put away all my xmas decorations.
- I have never called my mother in law anything except Nana, from the minute I met, 14 years ago, and I never will.
-came home to find my daughters pet fish belly up. I had a little burial for her, and now she is with the gods of the septic tank. I need to get a new one before she gets home.
- Have a guy working in our office for the summer from a different office, great guy, but all he does is stare at you, kind of freaky...he is sitting across from me, so I had to put some garbage cans on my desk to block my view of him.
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- I wish I was still in college too! All I had to do was go to class for 2 hours a day......I was lucky if I made it to 2 hours of class a week! But I did graduate in 4 years!
- why are work weeks 5 days, and the w/e's are only 2? why cant we reverse it
-the whole in-law concept is pretty interesting, everyone who is married, always has some sort of "issue" with one of there in-laws, father, mother, brother or sister; I mean you marry your significant other, and then their family, who you hardly knows you , is supposed to love you immediately. Just don't get it. I write this as I fled my mother-in-laws house to go over and get some peace at one of my brother in-laws.
- The guy who sits next me (charlie brown, i swear he is the spiting image when he puts the shirt on); kids came into to work the other day. All I can say, (and he better thank his lucky stars) Thank God for his wife; Cutest little girls! obviously has their mothers good looks!
-My wife is away again with the kids, and everyone is saying lucky her! But guess what, lucky me! I come home to an empty house and have some peace! Nothing like being at home, no one climbing on you, etc...I don't have to watch Dora, The backyardigans, or Max and Ruby.
-Kids shows nowadays suck, no Saturday morning cartoons.
- Cant believe its the 4th of July almost, I just finally put away all my xmas decorations.
- I have never called my mother in law anything except Nana, from the minute I met, 14 years ago, and I never will.
-came home to find my daughters pet fish belly up. I had a little burial for her, and now she is with the gods of the septic tank. I need to get a new one before she gets home.
- Have a guy working in our office for the summer from a different office, great guy, but all he does is stare at you, kind of freaky...he is sitting across from me, so I had to put some garbage cans on my desk to block my view of him.
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008
- had surgery on my throat last week, very painful, I sound like a male porn star on the phone. I have dropped 10lbs, b/c I have not been able to eat. Kind of Sick of Luigis Italian Ices and Dora freeze pops
-anyone notice how the packaged Italian Ice's seem to be getting smaller? Maybe I am just getting larger
- I think what tiger woods accomplished is incredible, dont care what anyone says
- heard this out of my 4 year old daughters mouth this past w/e while she was drinking a chocolate milkshake- "seriously mom, dont even think about taking a sip" Are u kidding me?? this little girl is 40 inches tall, and 33 lbs soaking wet, and she is acting like a teenager...I am screwed....I have my hands full, its just the beginning
-Ran into an old high school friend this w/e....mind you I was 2 days out of the hospital and on some serious pain meds...anyway, her first reaction was , wow, you look like you are getting old, And my first reaction was "sht" my rap is ruined, this sux, I have old friends telling me how bad I look
- I am watching Charlie Brown next to me choke down a burrito, kind of jealous.....
- Do you think a vanilla milkshake is less fattening then a chocolate one?
-anyone notice how the packaged Italian Ice's seem to be getting smaller? Maybe I am just getting larger
- I think what tiger woods accomplished is incredible, dont care what anyone says
- heard this out of my 4 year old daughters mouth this past w/e while she was drinking a chocolate milkshake- "seriously mom, dont even think about taking a sip" Are u kidding me?? this little girl is 40 inches tall, and 33 lbs soaking wet, and she is acting like a teenager...I am screwed....I have my hands full, its just the beginning
-Ran into an old high school friend this w/e....mind you I was 2 days out of the hospital and on some serious pain meds...anyway, her first reaction was , wow, you look like you are getting old, And my first reaction was "sht" my rap is ruined, this sux, I have old friends telling me how bad I look
- I am watching Charlie Brown next to me choke down a burrito, kind of jealous.....
- Do you think a vanilla milkshake is less fattening then a chocolate one?
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
- just walked up 2 flights of steps, absolutly 100 % out of breath, I really need to re-evalute what I am doing in life
- I still can't figure out how Spiderman's Webs can support his weight......I see a spider web around my house, and It takes very little effort to get rid of it. I think he and Aquaman are useless as superheroes. I mean, not much crime is commited underwater.
- Speaking of solving crimes and mysteries, who do u think was better, Josie and the Pussycats or The Scooby Doo gang?
- I never was a fan of Scrappy-doo, thought he sucked and ruined the show.
- I have been watching the Celtics and Lakers, screaming at the TV. Cant figure out why a 7 foot tall man is continues to take 18 foot jump shots.
- I think the show The Hills sucks, and Heidi and Spencer are a joke. Yea, thats reality, 23 yr old rich kids driving around in $60,000 cars, living the good life.
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- I still can't figure out how Spiderman's Webs can support his weight......I see a spider web around my house, and It takes very little effort to get rid of it. I think he and Aquaman are useless as superheroes. I mean, not much crime is commited underwater.
- Speaking of solving crimes and mysteries, who do u think was better, Josie and the Pussycats or The Scooby Doo gang?
- I never was a fan of Scrappy-doo, thought he sucked and ruined the show.
- I have been watching the Celtics and Lakers, screaming at the TV. Cant figure out why a 7 foot tall man is continues to take 18 foot jump shots.
- I think the show The Hills sucks, and Heidi and Spencer are a joke. Yea, thats reality, 23 yr old rich kids driving around in $60,000 cars, living the good life.
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Monday, June 9, 2008
Random thots
- just got asked by someone to update my blog, they like reading it, which is great, but sometimes even regular guys get a little busy. I am not a clown, I was not put here to amuse people. I have enough trouble amusing my kids. I will update when I feel like I have something good to say, otherwise people may think the regularguys content sucks.
-the diet is not going well, the "heat" this w/e forced me to drink almost a case of Coors Light
- don't ever try to install yourself the "easy to install hardwood floors" Biggest bunch of crap ever, I have cuts all over my body, and my body is aching, and the room is still not done...so much for do it yourself......
- I missed the nieces graduation this w/e, feel like an asssssss. They found out she was named Valedictorian. (I had to use spell check to make sure I spelled it correctly); The closest to anything "Val" I ever got was when I asked out a girl named "Val" in college, who said no.
-the diet is not going well, the "heat" this w/e forced me to drink almost a case of Coors Light
- don't ever try to install yourself the "easy to install hardwood floors" Biggest bunch of crap ever, I have cuts all over my body, and my body is aching, and the room is still not done...so much for do it yourself......
- I missed the nieces graduation this w/e, feel like an asssssss. They found out she was named Valedictorian. (I had to use spell check to make sure I spelled it correctly); The closest to anything "Val" I ever got was when I asked out a girl named "Val" in college, who said no.
Friday, June 6, 2008
Todays Thots
- looking forward to the Belmont tomorrow, would like to see a triple crown winner, the only question is will all the other jockeys gang up on Big Brown to prevent it
- tough name for a horse, Big Brown hmmmmmm
- the guy next to me is still drunk from last night, great guy, has a big round bald head; someone actually sent him a Charlie Brown shirt anonymously; gonna be a long day;
- I love sitting at work, and everyone is in talking about different things that happened in the world last night, then there is always one person who comes in 45 mins after everyone else, and starts yapping about everything we already discussed. Dude--GET IN EARLIER or shut up! we talked about this already. Its been like this for years
- Got some baby pictures from a buddy today, cute kid, but its his 4th I think, He probably could have just re-sent the picture from when his first kid was born, b/c I cant tell the difference
- Was taking out the garbage last night, throwing away junk I never knew I even had;
- was gonna eat healthy today, so i am eating an egg white omelet; with a side of Chocolate covered donut; WTF
- I spend alot of time listening to people talk about crap i have no interest in, I think may just start being honest and tell them to shut the f*ck up; maybe if everyone did this, we would find out what people really think
- Coco Crisp took a beating last night; I hate the Red Sox
- I got invited to a niece's High School graduation, great girl, very smart, my wife is insisting we go, so I asked if she remembered who attended her High School graduation besides her parents. She could not name anyone. Enough said; I challenge anyone who remembers all the people who attended their high school graduation. Cant name em, Huh, what I thot. I am like no way,its a 2 hour drive, its supposed to be 95 degrees, and there is no way I am gonna sit there and listen to a bunch of BS, when i can be sitting poolside enjoying a cocktail
- tough name for a horse, Big Brown hmmmmmm
- the guy next to me is still drunk from last night, great guy, has a big round bald head; someone actually sent him a Charlie Brown shirt anonymously; gonna be a long day;
- I love sitting at work, and everyone is in talking about different things that happened in the world last night, then there is always one person who comes in 45 mins after everyone else, and starts yapping about everything we already discussed. Dude--GET IN EARLIER or shut up! we talked about this already. Its been like this for years
- Got some baby pictures from a buddy today, cute kid, but its his 4th I think, He probably could have just re-sent the picture from when his first kid was born, b/c I cant tell the difference
- Was taking out the garbage last night, throwing away junk I never knew I even had;
- was gonna eat healthy today, so i am eating an egg white omelet; with a side of Chocolate covered donut; WTF
- I spend alot of time listening to people talk about crap i have no interest in, I think may just start being honest and tell them to shut the f*ck up; maybe if everyone did this, we would find out what people really think
- Coco Crisp took a beating last night; I hate the Red Sox
- I got invited to a niece's High School graduation, great girl, very smart, my wife is insisting we go, so I asked if she remembered who attended her High School graduation besides her parents. She could not name anyone. Enough said; I challenge anyone who remembers all the people who attended their high school graduation. Cant name em, Huh, what I thot. I am like no way,its a 2 hour drive, its supposed to be 95 degrees, and there is no way I am gonna sit there and listen to a bunch of BS, when i can be sitting poolside enjoying a cocktail
Thursday, June 5, 2008
todays thots
- got stuck in traffic this am, spent the whole time behind a lady in a brand new BMW x5, license plate 7368TV
- thot it was interesting b/c i was born in 1968 and obvioulsy my intitialls are TV
- got teased alot as a kid b/c of my intitials - I am getting old, was on Vaca last week, ran into Joe Montanna, and Jonathon Vilma (current pro football player) ; Montanna was in great shape, Vilma cut like a rock, and myself, all i could say is when the server asked me if I needed help carrying the 5 drinks back to my lounge chair, I said "no thank you, i have 2 in each hand, and 1 I was able to balance perfectly on my belly" FD- (full disclosure) i am going on a diet, and really gonna stick to it
- supposed to be hot this w/e, very happy about b/c I can sit outside and break a sweat, and feel like I got a good work out in.
- my wife and kids went away for a week in April, was upset at first, but upon further review, I am thinking of maybe sending them away bi-annually, had some nice peaceful alone time.
- like the Celts being in the finals, dont like the 9:00 oclock start times or the comparisons to the Celts / LA rivarly back in the 80's
- fell asleep at 6:45 last night (felt like a loser)
-my favorite color is light blue
- went for a walk around my block the other night (about a mile), to try and get some sort of exercise, but saw some neighbors, had a beer and took a short cut home
- I love french fries
- I dont think Angelina Jolie is good looking, In fact, I think she is gross(I am probably in the minority), and in fact told my wife if she ever thot she had a shot with either Tom Brady or Brad Pitt to go for it
- its Prom season, cant believe i graduated high school 21 years ago, cant believe i have lived in Boston for 15 years, and have been married for 10.
- I hate office politics
- i have a new pair of shoes under my desk, just cant seem to ditch the old ones, even though though the sole is about to fall off
- saw an angry guy at a gas station last night, he was filling up his Hummer at $4 a whack, I started giggling as I looked at my honda accord
- found myself talking to my kids fish's this am as I fed them
- Summer TV sux
- I come home every night and my front lawn looks liek there is a yard sale going on, bikes, hockey,lacrosse, & soccer nets, atleast 15 different types of balls, a princess ride on car, takes a solid 30 minutes to clean up
- nothing like seeing a a guy talk on his cell phone, while using his electric razor almost rear ending the person in front of him while driving
- ate some one elses b-fast this am, I really dont care guy was supposed to be late.
- thot it was interesting b/c i was born in 1968 and obvioulsy my intitialls are TV
- got teased alot as a kid b/c of my intitials - I am getting old, was on Vaca last week, ran into Joe Montanna, and Jonathon Vilma (current pro football player) ; Montanna was in great shape, Vilma cut like a rock, and myself, all i could say is when the server asked me if I needed help carrying the 5 drinks back to my lounge chair, I said "no thank you, i have 2 in each hand, and 1 I was able to balance perfectly on my belly" FD- (full disclosure) i am going on a diet, and really gonna stick to it
- supposed to be hot this w/e, very happy about b/c I can sit outside and break a sweat, and feel like I got a good work out in.
- my wife and kids went away for a week in April, was upset at first, but upon further review, I am thinking of maybe sending them away bi-annually, had some nice peaceful alone time.
- like the Celts being in the finals, dont like the 9:00 oclock start times or the comparisons to the Celts / LA rivarly back in the 80's
- fell asleep at 6:45 last night (felt like a loser)
-my favorite color is light blue
- went for a walk around my block the other night (about a mile), to try and get some sort of exercise, but saw some neighbors, had a beer and took a short cut home
- I love french fries
- I dont think Angelina Jolie is good looking, In fact, I think she is gross(I am probably in the minority), and in fact told my wife if she ever thot she had a shot with either Tom Brady or Brad Pitt to go for it
- its Prom season, cant believe i graduated high school 21 years ago, cant believe i have lived in Boston for 15 years, and have been married for 10.
- I hate office politics
- i have a new pair of shoes under my desk, just cant seem to ditch the old ones, even though though the sole is about to fall off
- saw an angry guy at a gas station last night, he was filling up his Hummer at $4 a whack, I started giggling as I looked at my honda accord
- found myself talking to my kids fish's this am as I fed them
- Summer TV sux
- I come home every night and my front lawn looks liek there is a yard sale going on, bikes, hockey,lacrosse, & soccer nets, atleast 15 different types of balls, a princess ride on car, takes a solid 30 minutes to clean up
- nothing like seeing a a guy talk on his cell phone, while using his electric razor almost rear ending the person in front of him while driving
- ate some one elses b-fast this am, I really dont care guy was supposed to be late.
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